The Hills’ star Spencer Pratt released a statement to The Associated Press, laughing off suggestions that his secret wedding to Heidi Montag is a sham and insisting that the marriage is 100 percent legitimate. Here's what he says:
“We had a beautiful ceremony here at One & Only Palmilla officiated by a minister and photographed by the hotel photographer. We’ve never been happier."
He added, regarding the legalities: "And, like other elopements that happen outside the country, we will take care of the legal details when we get home.”
Well, that sort of clears it up. Save for the many unanswered questions.
Meanwhile, The Hills executive producer, Liz Gateley, said footage from the "surprise" wedding will be included in the reality show's upcoming fifth season.
“MTV is currently filming Heidi and Spencer in Mexico, as we were expecting to capture them on vacation,” Gateley says.
“Fans will be able to see footage from the ceremony in an upcoming episode, and we will continue to follow the newlyweds’ relationship as it plays out in real life.”
That's all good, as long as we don't have to watch Spencer Pratt recite his cheesy wedding vows. That might cause sudden, involuntary projectile vomiting.