Wait. We thought Tila Tequila was a lesbian. We're so confused!
According to Page Six, Justin Long - yes, the Mac computer guy - was caught canoodling with the often-nude reality TV star on Halloween night.
The ex-boyfriend of Drew Barrymore and former fling of Kirsten Dunst hooked up with Tequila in Las Vegas, as sources say the pair were spotted at a Los Angeles airport and nightclub Noir, where Long "asked [Tila] to straddle him while making out."
Shockingly, she complied.
Hi. I'm a Mac... and I'm a pretend bisexual.