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Reggie Bush damaged the meniscus in his left knee yesterday, an injury that will cause the New Orleans running back to undergo arthroscopic surgery and miss three to four weeks of action.

But don’t worry, Saints fans, Kim Kardashian will make sure her man follows a rigorous rehab program. We hear she has the following exercises in mind…

  • Sex tape remaking (20 minutes, 3-4 times/week): Helps relieve pressure on hips, lower back, penis.
  • Reality TV watching (one hour, once/week): Viewing episodes of Keeping Up with the Kardashians will test Bush’s gag reflex.
  • Letter writing (two hours, 5 times/week): Personal rebukes of every viewer that dared to vote Kardashian off Dancing with the Stars ought to help Bush keep wrists loose.
  • Kontemplation of K-names (kountless hours): With engagement rumors flying around himself and Kim, time spent thinking of names for future children is a mental exercise more difficult than memorizing any formation in the Saints playbook.

Tom Brady, Tony Romo and Reggie Bush are all injured. Might these athletes be faking it in order to spend time with their celebrity girlfriends? Discuss!