Technical Problems, Lack of Talent Plague Jessica Simpson

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Jessica Simpson's new "career" as a country "singer" got off to a bit of a shaky start after audio malfunctions disrupted a live performance in New York.

The show came to halt due to a technical malfunction, much to the delight of the small children and dogs who can actually hear her awful screeching.

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Shouting to the crowd, the blonde one said, "I know this is live TV, but I can't hear anything," before counting the band down and restarting the song.

There were two redeeming aspects to the Jessica Simpson concert, however. Follow the jump to see exactly what we're talking about.

We cropped this Jessica Simpson pic to focus on the positives of her concert.

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Jessica Simpson Biography

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Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

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