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No wonder Samantha Ronson always looks so angry.

Turns out, the DJ wasn’t Lindsay Lohan’s first lesbian crush.

According to News of the World, Courtenay Semel – yes, the same Courtenay Semel that is currently dating Tila Tequila – told a friend that she and Lohan had a covert relationship before Lindsay met Samantha.

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“Everyone thinks Samantha is Lindsay’s first lesbian love, but we were very passionate until her fear of being found out drove us apart,” Courtenay reportedly told a pal. “At the time she was terrified her career would be over if she revealed her sexual tendencies. But then Samantha came on to the scene and I was dropped.”

Reports – and this photo – say Lindsay Lohan used to make out with Courtenay Semel and then sleep with men in order to suppress her urges to vadge it up.

As for other insights in the juicy, completely reliable story, Lohan allegedly…

  • … slept with countless men in order to suppress her lesbian urges. Sorry Calum Best, Harry Morton and every pizza delivery guy that knocked on Lindsay’s door, she never loved you;
  • … took drugs to stifle her sexual urges toward women;
  • … did lines of cocaine in the bathroom with Semel and then fell into bed with her after parties;
  • … referred to Ronson, before their relationship got physical, as the “father I never had;”
  • … lived with Courtenay from October 2007 through December 2007, until Semel moved out because Lohan brought too many men home.

Despite these seemingly over-the-top allegations, the rumor about the Lohan family we believe the least is that Ali is only 14.