Attention, celebrities:
This is how you blog! In a message to her fans on her official website, Ellen DeGeneres was hilarious in describing her post-nuptials state:
“I had a big, big weekend. I got married to Portia de Rossi! Sorry, John Stamos… this one’s taken.
You may notice something different about the way I’m writing…it’s fancy. This is the font I type in now that I’m MARRIED! I do a lot of things differently now …I say ‘I do’ a lot. For example: Who wants to do pilates? I do. Would you like a Mountain Dew? I do. Do you know why I pulled you over? I do. And that was just this morning.
The wedding was everything we hoped it would be. I wish I could’ve invited all of you. But I have some pictures and video I can show you when Season 6 starts on September 8th. I can’t wait to see them too…it was all a blur. See you then.”
Say hello to Mrs. Portia de Rossi.