No Love For Jessica Simpson These Days

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She hasn't had a platinum album since 2003.

Her movies are some of the worst in film history.

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Not unlike Britney Spears' pants before a night of clubbing, Jessica Simpson's career is long gone. The kiss of death as she tries to remain relevant? The youngest generation - like the little guy below - is already dissing and dismissing her ...


Jessica Simpson Biography

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Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson