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Forget loving it or shoving it.

The first action given above isn’t an option for the photo below.

In it, Paris Hilton pretends to wear a hit. In actuality, it appears to us that the spoiled socialite is sporting a dinner plate, covered in lace, topped by a giant bow.

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This passes for fashion?!? As detestable as we find the reality star, it makes us yearn for Paris Hilton nude instead.

Paris Hilton’s Hat: Do you hate it? Or really, really hate it?