Thanks to People magazine for this great compilation of celebrity quotes from the past week or so. Here's a glimpse inside the minds of the stars ...
"You've got me CRZ8'J"
â€" Kelly Ripa, texting bewildered cohost Regis Philbin
"I don't like ... things."
- Jerry Seinfeld, explaining his philosophy on life to Conan O'Brien
"I don't want to get slimed, but I am glad to be here."
- Miley Cyrus, at Nickelodeon's Kids' Choice Awards
"We don't communicate. She's 19 and from Utah and has been dancing since birth. I brought up Vince Lombardi and I think she thought it was a kind of ice cream."
â€" Adam Carolla on Dancing with the Stars partner Julianne Hough
"I'm barely a B cup!"
Kristen Bell, in Cosmopolitan, on her breasts
"Look at me. Does it look like it?"
- Ashley Tisdale, denying rumors that she had breast implants
"My biggest fear is falling for a man who wants a modern, minimalist interior."
- Dita Von Teese
"I asked my trainer, 'Can you give me Jessica Biel's butt?' "
- Christina Ricci
"I'm honored to have Heidi's support and I want to assure her that I never miss an episode of The Hills, especially since the new season started."
- Sen. John McCain, on getting Heidi Montag's endorsement