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Thanks to People magazine for this great compilation of celebrity quotes from the past week or so. Here’s a glimpse inside the minds of the stars …

“You’ve got me CRZ8’J”
— Kelly Ripa, texting bewildered cohost Regis Philbin

“I don’t like … things.”
– Jerry Seinfeld, explaining his philosophy on life to Conan O’Brien

“I don’t want to get slimed, but I am glad to be here.”
– Miley Cyrus, at Nickelodeon’s Kids’ Choice Awards

The Hollywood Gossip

“We don’t communicate. She’s 19 and from Utah and has been dancing since birth. I brought up Vince Lombardi and I think she thought it was a kind of ice cream.”
— Adam Carolla on Dancing with the Stars partner Julianne Hough

“I’m barely a B cup!”
Kristen Bell, in Cosmopolitan, on her breasts

“Look at me. Does it look like it?”
– Ashley Tisdale, denying rumors that she had breast implants

“My biggest fear is falling for a man who wants a modern, minimalist interior.”
Dita Von Teese

“I asked my trainer, ‘Can you give me Jessica Biel’s butt?’ “
– Christina Ricci

“I’m honored to have Heidi’s support and I want to assure her that I never miss an episode of The Hills, especially since the new season started.”
– Sen. John McCain, on getting Heidi Montag’s endorsement