Mary-Kate Olsen Death Watch is Underway

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Forget Britney Spears and Amy Winehouse. One celebrity we know and sort of love is withering away to nothing before our eyes. It's bad, people.

Seriously. Take a look at the photos of Mary-Kate Olsen only a year ago and then last month. Talk about skin and bones! Where did she frickin' go?!

Mary-Kate Olsen of Weeds

Granted she was kinda waifish all along, but she at least has some skin color left in the first shot. Man. This girl makes Kate Bosworth look enormous.

Mary-Kate Olsen then and now: thin and thinner. 

The situation may appear dire, but the good news is that Mary-Kate herself can rectify it. We beg of you, Olsen Twin #1, to use some of your vast fortune and do the unthinkable. Eat. Eat some more. Shovel it down. Go back for seconds. Enjoy the American rite of passage and pack on the pounds until you become obese.

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Mary-Kate Olsen Biography

Mary-Kate Olsen of Weeds
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Sherman Oaks, Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Mary-Kate Olsen

Mary-Kate Olsen Quotes

It's weird to be called a celebrity or talk about it. I don't talk about being a celebrity in my business meetings. I don't talk about it with my friends. It's not a part of my life. It's a media perception of who I am.

Mary-Kate Olsen

He does not have a good temper.

Mary-Kate Olsen [on Spencer Pratt]