In a crushing blow to strippers and nieces of famous boxers everywhere, Daisy de la Hoya failed to fully capture Bret Michaels' heart on the Rock of Love season finale.
We might never know if it was the fact that Daisy still lives with her ex-boyfriend or that she strips to support him that cost this entertaining nut job the honor of becoming Mrs. Poison.
All we can do is cry ourselves to sleep tonight over the result.
Oh, the actual winner? Ambre Lake (pictured below, right).
We'd like to wish her and Bret all the happiness in the world. We'd also like to know when Rock of Love 3 begins shooting.
Daisy de la Hoya must go back to the reality show drawing board after losing Rock of Love to Ambre Lake.