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Welcome to all celebrity gossip and news readers ’round the world. The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition and fan-favorite, is back!

Who won this week’s contest, featuring the disgraced, former New York Governor and Ashley Alexandra Dupre client, Eliot Spitzer? Let’s take a look …

It was a difficult call, but we chose Brad as this week’s winner! The winning reply appears beneath the photo, with the full list of responses below that.

Thanks for playing and good luck again this week!

You know what the worst part of this is? I have a $500 credit with that hooker agency that I’ll never be able to use.