It’s not a very complicated journey.
The new cover of New York Magazine pretty much sums up what the former New York Governor – replaced as of yesterday – was thinking when he sacrificed his political career, and possibly much more, by boinking high-priced hookers.
Yeah, Ashley Alexandra Dupre is reasonably cute. But how the heck are you the Governor of New York State and looking to tap the booty of prostitutes?
First, and most importantly, you’re married and have three teenage daughters. We all need a little stress relief, but most of us don’t pull an Eliot Spitzer and flip through the ol’ Rolodex for the Emperor’s Club VIP. What sex is worth this?
Especially when you helped pass the very laws that get you caught! And your own political party hates you and doesn’t have your back when $h!t hits the fan!
In short, Eliot Spitzer is beyond stupid. This about sums it up …
Former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer allowed sex to ruin his political career.
Most incredibly, he was knockin’ boots with Ashley Dupre without a condom, even! Good to see those Princeton and Harvard Law degrees put to good use!
We do not care how “exclusive” this prostitution ring was, no man in his right mind goes to town on a hooker without a condom. Dude has some serious issues.
The next time you dial up the Emperor’s Club, Eliot, at least heed the sage advice of Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg from their rap anthem “Nuthin’ But a ‘G’ Thang” …
Back to the lecture at hand
Perfection is perfected, so I’mma let ’em understand
From a young G’s perspective
But before I dig out a b!tch I gots ta find a contraceptive
You never know she could be earnin’ her man
and learnin’ her man – and at the same time burnin’ her man
Now you know I ain’t with that sh!t, Lieutenant
Ain’t no pu$$y good enough to get burnt while I’m up in it!