Twice in one week? We know, it’s crazy.
Some of these celebrity quotes, courtesy of People magazine, make this feature worth another shot, however. When celebs are sounding off on everything from Britney Spears to Oscars reality TV to politics, well…
See for yourself in the week’s top celebrity quotes:
“For me, it’s like being Hillary Clinton. If it weren’t for Barack Obama, it would have been a very good year.” – George Clooney on his Oscar hopes
“Dressed like a rocker, but kinda looks like Justin Timberlake, doesn’t he?” – Ryan Seacrest, after a performance by American Idol contestant Robbie Carrico, who once dated Britney Spears
“She can call me and come live in our house with us for a couple of months. I would help set her straight.” – Heidi Klum, on Britney Spears
“We’re like puppies right now. It’s a lot of adrenaline and enthusiasm.”
– Jon Stewart, on prepping for the Oscars
“It’s a special thing if you get a nomination, or your film does. Then you go. But we don’t have any nominations or anything like that in the house, so we sit in our jammies and watch it on the couch.” – Charlize Theron
“I’m not trying to be cool, I’m not trying to be hip.” – Clay Aiken
“I was told I’m doing The Bachelor.” – Steve Guttenberg, who opted to appear on Dancing with the Stars instead
“We are not a very conservative couple. For decorations we put up penis balloons all over the place.” – Christina Aguilera, on her son’s Bris
“Madonna, eat your heart out. Britney Spears, eat your heart out. I would say we have diamond records coming – they’re gonna sell 10-million plus.” – Spencer Pratt, on girlfriend Heidi Montag’s upcoming album