The LAPD is finally commenting on the record regarding the investigation first reported earlier this month. The subject? You-know-who.
As TMZ reported in early February, Sam Lutfi is under investigation by the Robbery Homicide division of LAPD for allegedly drugging Britney Spears.
LAPD officials initially said there was no such investigation, despite sources within the department saying that Sam Lutfi was, indeed, being looked at.Â
Sam Lutfi: Shady doesn’t begin to describe him.Â
Now, Captain Kyle Jackson of the Robbery Homicide division has issued the following statement regarding the LAPD’s investigation:
“The issues regarding Britney Spears are being considered by the department to determine if laws have been violated. Particular suspects have not yet been fully identified nor has a formal investigation into open charges officially commenced. At this time we don’t know whether or not a formal investigation will be initiated.”
Translation: Find the nearest cave and hide, Osama.