Paris Hilton: The Ugly Pussycat Doll

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Remember when Paris Hilton vowed to change after spending time in jail?

Looks like the useless socialite meant she'd stop appearing in sex tapes and start appearing in giant cocktail glasses, wearing stupid, supposedly sexy outfits.

We guess that's a start.

Seen above and below, Paris is celebrating her birthday with The Pussycat Dolls at Pure night club in Las Vegas. Does anyone find this remotely sexy?

Nicole Scherzinger must be rolling in her grave.


Paris Hilton Biography

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Paris Hilton is a party host, bad actress, singer, model and painfully annoying skank based in Southern California. This former A-list... More »
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]