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Remember when Paris Hilton vowed to change after spending time in jail?

Looks like the useless socialite meant she’d stop appearing in sex tapes and start appearing in giant cocktail glasses, wearing stupid, supposedly sexy outfits.

We guess that’s a start.

Seen above and below, Paris is celebrating her birthday with The Pussycat Dolls at Pure night club in Las Vegas. Does anyone find this remotely sexy?

Nicole Scherzinger must be rolling in her grave.