According to his reality TV show, Hulk Hogan knows best.
According to Christiane Plante, the former WWE star sure does know best... about how to have an affair!
The 33-year old Plante, who worked with Brooke Hogan on her bomb of a 2006 album, told unreliable celebrity gossip tabloid The National Enquirer about her affair with Hulk.
"My relationship with Terry [Bollea, Hogan's real name] began at a time when Terry and Linda privately knew their marriage was ending. She had left him already, although no official papers had been filed," Plante said. "Terry is a good man, good father and a good friend, and he and I grew close at a time when he was going through a very difficult period. It seemed right then, but I know it was wrong."
Not wrong enough to accept money from an entertainment news source and tell her story to the world, of course.
"Having felt the guilt and pain build up, I gave a note to Brooke apologizing for my actions," Plante added. "I will never be able to fully forgive myself for this. I have lost an amazing friend."
For her part, Brooke wrote the following on her MySpace blog:
I'm going through one of the hardest issues i've ever had to deal with in my lifeâ€¦please keep me and my family in your prayersâ€¦. I'm continuing work in the studioâ€¦ I'm sure my writing will reflect my state of mind at the moment.
And we're sure the songs that result from that writing will suck more than Plante during a night out with your father.