Lindsay Lohan claims she's a changed woman.
Celebrity gossip outlets around the world pray one of their favorite targets isn't being serious.
But the alcoholic, mediocre actress called into a Las Vegas radio station last week - in an effort to nab Hannah Montana tickets for a friend's nieces â€" and opened up about her newfound view on life.
"I think my life is different now, and it's changed, and I'm growing up," Lohan told the morning hosts at Mix 94.1 FM. "It was time to grow up. I've gone through a lot, and I'm just a different person now."
Of course, this hasn't stopped Lohan from supposedly having sex with an ex of Britney Spears, J.R. Rotem.
Lindsay Lohan says she's all grown up. Does that mean we're through with drunken pictures such as this?
But Lindsay did say she actually hopes she can plan a trip to Africa on a humanitarian mission some time in the near future.
"I really love children," she said, "and it would be nice to give back."
For once, the Firecrotch Queen was not referring to the transferring of sexual transmitted diseases. We assume.