As 2007 draws to a close, it’s time to reflect and pay tribute to the stars who made this a year to remember. On that note, The Hollywood Gossip is announcing its 10 finalists for its first annual Celebrity of the Year award.
They’ve given us their best, their worst and, in a more than a few cases, their naked pictures. Now it is time for us to give a little something back with this special feature, because without these celebrities, we are nothing.
We previously profiled scantily clad Busty British Blondes at #4. Now, without further delay, we present Celebrity of the Year finalist #3 … Lindsay Lohan!
Lindsay’s actions – or lackthereof – over the last couple months almost caused her to drop out of the top three. After her arrest for DUI and cocaine possession, the Firecrotch Queen actually did drop out of the news for a bit.
Fortunately, her first half of 2007 ensured a high spot for Lohan on out countdown.
This mediocre actress is best known for doing both drugs and men. Many, many men. Her rumored conquests over the past 12 months include Riley Giles, Calum Best, Criss Angel, Stavros Niarchos, AJ Lamas, J.R. Rotem and some guy named Spencer Guilbert.
Lohan’s naked run-ins with every guy she meets, along with her clothed encounters with police, have led numerous celebrities to chime in with advice. The Sports Gal says she ought to go into porn. Lindsay’s former bodyguard says abusive parents have led to this star’s demise.
But with Dina Lohan in her corner, we have no doubt Lohan will soon find her way….
… onto the cover of every celebrity gossip magazine on newsstands.