Fortunately, this isn't a Miley Cyrus nude picture scandal. We don't think our innocent, celebrity gossip-loving hearts could take that.
But the Hannah Montana star does find herself in a bit of hot, racy water after a pair of questionable photos of her and a friend surfaced on the Internet.
"They're nothing bad!" Cyrus insisted. "At first, I was really upset. It really sucks," but now the singer has seemingly calmed down - and you can see why.
Vanessa Hudgens and Katie Rees would scoff at the notion that the following photos were remotely lewd:
Cyrus added this is "not something I'm going to let slide... I'm really upset about it, 'cause it was, like, not even a big deal," as she's still being asked questions about her partner in quasi lesbian crime.
The photos were reportedly taken at a recent sleepover and Miley said it's just "a friend of mine that's a normal girl."
We believe her. Then again, we also believe that Valerie Begue is simply a fan of evaporated milk and sun bathing.