There are easier ways than this to see Demi Moore naked.
According to Maxim Radio’s The Manertainment Report, photos of the actress in the buff are being held hostage by a French taxi driver. Couldn’t this guy just rent the movie Striptease instead?
Here’s the supposed story: Ashton Kutcher left his cell phone in the cab during an April vacation – and it happened to contain over 30 pictures of his beautiful wife nude. Now, the device is being held for a $1 million ransom; the cabbie is threatening to sell the pics to the highest bidder if his demands aren’t met.
We’re huge fans of Kutcher and Moore. They’re a stable couple that’s created a loving family, one that actually includes Demi’s ex Bruce Willis. And as silly a name as she has, Rumer Willis does seem pretty well-grounded.
But if this story is somehow true, the pair deserves to lose a million bucks. Haven’t they learned anything from Vanessa Hudgens naked pics, Katie Rees nude photos… and all the other examples of lewd pictures being leaked?