As far as celebrity news headlines go, the sentence above is as surprising as any of the following:
Britney Spears is a train wreck.
Suri Cruise is cute.
Victoria Beckham likes to wear tight shirts.
Nevertheless, new information has surfaced regarding just how much Lindsay Lohan loves to wet her sexual appetite. It’s our job to pass it along.
A source told Star magazine that the Firecrotch Queen has “been having erotic dreams about her former lovers, like Calum Best, Wilmer Valderrama, and Jared Leto. Her counsellors are trying to get her to understand that she’s substituting one addiction for another.”
The insider added: “Besides the obvious dangers of STDs, having indiscriminate sex can lead to emotional heartbreak, and that can lead to drug and alcohol abuse. If she doesn’t come to grips with this, Lindsay is going to find herself back in rehab-sex addiction.”
Maybe she’ll be joined there by Kim Kardashian.