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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag of The Hills suck so much as it is, it’s hard to imagine worse things than being subjected to a party thrown by the two.

Unless you were to throw Perez Hilton into the mix.

That’s exactly what went down over the weekend as Spencer and Heidi – along with their romantic gondola ride in Las Vegas of course – celebrated in style at the clubs. Which is interesting, since they used to do that before she was 21.

Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt and Perez Hilton: The trinity of pain.

Heidi Montag turned 21 on Saturday, the very same day that Lauren Conrad’s fashion line officially debuted. We were, like, OMG, so excited for the latter!

Oh, right, this is a post about Heidi’s birthday party. Club-goers out on the scene report that “Heidi and Spencer were in a festive mood at LAX, downing Veuve Clicquot and passing out flutes to random people in the crowd.”

No word on whether later that night, Heidi Montag played another kind of flute. Made of skin. Speaking of which, Perez Hilton was on hand to complete this first meeting of the Team Heidi fan club. It’s okay, you gotta start small sometimes.

Spencer Pratt should have Perez hang out with them more, for sure. He may be the one of the only men alive who makes him look attractive by comparison.