From cigarettes to lollipops to Criss Angel, we know Britney Spears has some kind of serious oral fixation. But pacifiers, that's taking it a bit far.
Sean Preston dreams of going on a show called "Mom Swap."
Counting down the days until he can legally emancipate himself from his parents, the cute, troubled Sean Preston wears this distressed look quite often these days.
It's easy to see why. When Britney Spears isn't out until the wee hours at clubs with no underwear, she's blowing smoke in his face or putting Jayden James' pacifiers in her own mouth. And the court didn't give K-Fed sole custody?
She and Snoop Dogg have some really good lawyers.