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Britney Spears. No pants. Certain things just go together.

Yes, the commando queen is back at it again, treating us to another fine upskirt display after her universally maligned VMAs performance on Sunday.

What else would you expect from the former pop star than to go out partying at the Bellagio in Vegas and show off her hairless axe wound once again.

Britney Spears Closes Out 2021

She knows it’s been a whole week and a half since she gave us a good shot of her wearing no pants. We appreciate your concern for our well being, Brit.

The newest pictures of Spears with no pants circulating around the Internet speak for themselves. The only questions:

  1. Which has more hair: Jayden James‘ head, or his mom’s vagina?
  2. Which was more bare: Britney’s lack of caring during the VMAs, or her baby factory?
  3. In the next few months, which are we more likely to see: a high-selling Britney Spears album, or pubic hair?

Questions for the ages, all of them. For the uncensored photos of Britney’s crotch, which really aren’t all they’re cracked up to be (or anything at all new), head on over to Perez Hilton by CLICKING HERE.