Rehabbing “Rehab” singer Amy Winehouse is a wreck.
That much is painfully obvious to everyone. But she’s getting help, at least.
Or so we thought.
Reports have it that the bloody wreck, supposedly getting some R&R in the Caribbean, violently vomited blood all over her hotel room in St. Lucia.
The staff at the Jade Mountain resort was horrified to discover vomit and blood as they were sent to Amy Winehouse’s suite to clean up the mess.
“There was blood and vomit all over the bathroom, it was just terrible,” said one worker, according to British tabloid The Mirror.
Jade Mountain management reportedly offered to send for a doctor for Amy, but Winehouse said no, no, no.
Sorry, but there’s no way we weren’t going there.
Amy and her almost equally insane husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, have been at the $1,400-a-night Caribbean hideaway since last weekend.
They checked into the resort after a bloody melee in London in which – as we understand it – Blake Fielder-Civil caught her doing drugs and freaked out, prompting her to lash out at him, then say later that he saved her life.
The parents of both Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil are calling for fans to boycott Amy’s album in an effort to urge the pair to get help for their drug addictions.
Wow, boycotting your own kid’s music? That’s a bit extreme, don’t you think? After all, this stuff makes great celebrity news. Take away her career and… well, come to think of it, that shouldn’t impact too much. Just look at Britney Spears. Gosh.
Incidentally, here’s a crazy, random pic of Blake Fielder-Civil naked …