Why doesn't Katie Price just leave the house naked at this point?
Pictured below, the British model also known as "Jordan" is heading out on the town with husband Peter Andre... and even he looks a bit ashamed at the plastic specimen seated next to him.
Would that dress even fit a toddler? It's conceivable Britney Spears or Tila Tequila wouldn't even go out in public in such an outfit.
We understand the world of English modeling is very competitive. But if you're trying to outdo Keeley Hazell, Katie, a skimpy dress won't cut it.
You've gotta get the bedroom cameras rolling.