Rosie O’Donnell may have laid into Paula Abdul this morning, but her former rival laid into an animal with far more supporters:
Chickens.
Elisabeth Hasselbeck revealed this morning that she’s chopped off a chicken’s head – and then proceeded to gross out the audience with how this is actually done.
The right chicken winger used hand motions to describe how to accurately decapitate one of these animals, something just a tad more disgusting than Paris Hilton making out with Cisco Adler.
As a result, The View host is the latest celebrity to incur the wrath of PETA. She can talk to Beyonce and Michael Vick about what it’s like to be on the receiving end of a press release such as the following:
PETA has two words for Hasselbeck, ‘Cluck you!’ Next to Barbara and Joy, who expressed compassion, Elisabeth sat there chirping about the joys of killing defenseless birds. Conservatives love animals too, and she ruffled a lot of feathers today. Now that [Whoopi Goldberg] has joined the show, maybe it’s time for Hasslebeck’s head to go on the chopping block.
Look out, Elisabeth. Pamela Anderson and Holly Madison nude will soon be on your case, as well.
On second thought, perhaps we should start talking about murdering chickens instead of celebrity gossip if it means those fine ladies will pay attention to us.