Once you see Kim Kardashian nude, no task seems too daunting.
Therefore, Nick Cannon - one of Kim's many, many ex-boyfriends - must feel relaxed heading into this year's Teen Choice Awards, where he'll join Hilary Duff as the program's hosts.
Duff won Teen Choice awards in 2003 (Choice Movie Breakout Star, for The Lizzie McGuire Movie) and 2005 (Choice Movie Blush Scene, for A Cinderella Story). The 19-year-old actress and singer has been nominated eight other times, a feat new boy toy Mike Comrie must be very proud of.
Cannon has earned four nominations of his own, including one this year, for Choice TV Personality. The 26-year-old comedian has yet to win, a disappointment that fiancee Selita Ebanks must feel every night.
Other celebrities due to appear at the event on August 26 include Jessica Alba, Megan Fox, Emmy Rossum, Lauren Conrad, Miley Cyrus, Ashlee Simpson, Anna Paquin, Dane Cook, Jared Padalecki and Taylor Kitsch.
Justin Timberlake has won a record 18 surfboards since 1999, and got four more nods this year.
First-time nominees this year include Lily Allen, Shia LaBeouf, Sacha Baron Cohen, America Ferrera and Sanjaya Malakar.
For some reason, neither Hayden Panettiere nor Kristin Cavallari was nominated for Best Bikini Body. We demand a recount.