Britney Spears: The Almost Crotch Shot

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We wanted to deliver the goods here. We really did. But the great Britney Spears just didn't quite come through on her end of the bargain.

Seen here popping a squat with her new bitch, Yorkie pup London, Britney looks as if she has no idea where she is. Perhaps she confused the parking lot with the ladies room?

Britney Spears and Jayden James Pic

Alas, there would be no crotch shot or nipple slip from the train wreck pop star on this date. Just horrific hair, bad clothing selection and utter confusion.

But you know it's only a matter of time.

Without Alli Sims by her side, Britney Spears must run her own errands.


Britney Spears Biography

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Kentwood, Louisiana
Full Name
Britney Jean Spears

Britney Spears Quotes

I miss it here so much! I love it so much! It makes me it's kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years. And when I come here, it's like, man, I wish I had my apartment here still.

Britney Spears [on New York City]

MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?

Britney Spears