Baby Helps Nicole Richie Finally Gain Some Weight

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Nicole Richie was spotted yesterday afternoon in Westwood, and let us be the first to tell you that the anorexic waste has finally put on a couple of pounds!

Of course, it took a fetus growing in her for that to happen.

The worthless mother to be is no longer hiding her four-month baby bump, that's for sure. Check out this pic of her in a gray, stretchy dress with black sweater, accentuating the little spawn of Joel Madden nestled all up in that anemic ass womb. 

Joel Madden, Nicole Richie's beau and baby daddy, apparently proposed last week to the soon-to-be incarcerated mama. Though he hasn't said so publicly.

We don't intend on asking him, either. As Spencer Pratt recently learned the hard way, talk smack about Nicole and Joel will walk over at the club beat your ass.

As for the status of her pregnancy, we're optimistic... well, at least a little, after Nicole revealed to Diane Sawyer that since getting knocked up, she learned to "just say no." Phew.

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Nicole Richie Biography

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Nicole Richie Quotes

He is a good man, he is cool. He is just a great person overall.

Nicole Richie [on Barack Obama]

Nicole Richie: I’m 26. I’ve definitely had a very eventful year. So right now, it’s about me enjoying my time with my daughter. I want five children: twin boys and three girls. I’ve wanted that since I was a little girl.