Lindsay Lohan was just released from rehab.
But that's far from the most exciting news we have concerning this alcoholic firecrotch: a celebrity news source is claiming that Lohan may soon be facing Antonella Barba-like problems.
The editors at CelebSlam say they have an IM conversation with Lindsay, during which the coke head worries about naked pictures that may soon be released to the public.
Yes, you read that correctly: Lindsay Lohan nude pics may soon be as prominent on the Web as Lindsay Lohan drunk pics.
In the online chat, Lohan says a hacker "broke into my computer and left a file on my desktop saying he got the pictures [Calum Best] took from me naked." Also, Lindsay says her lawyers have been contacted, while Page Six talked to her rep, who says, "Anything is possible. I know nothing about it."
Fresh from rehab, Lindsay Lohan parties in Vegas. But will fans soon be partying as a result of new Lindsay Lohan nude photos?
We wonder how rumored new boy toy, AJ Lamas, is reacting to this development. Of course, we also wonder how his private parts are reacting to actually having had sex with Lindsay. In an itchy, burning manner, we're guessing.
If such lewd pics are released, it would set off a frenzy almost as crazed as if Britney Spears nude photos were ever leaked to the public. After all, we see a lot of both Lindsay and Brit half-naked and exposing their crotches.
But, unlike Tila Tequila, we are yet to see either completely in the buff. We'll let you know if this soon changes.