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Natalie Portman is no Kim Kardashian.

While the latter is unafraid to show off her unusually large buttocks and giant boobs at all times, in all places, the former is a respected actress and Harvard student.

Of course, Portman did get mostly naked in the movie, Closer, pictured below. But that doesn’t mean you’ll be seeing this young beauty bare it all – like Vanessa Minnillo nude or Tila Tequila nude – in her next film.

In fact, the actress gets mighty peeved at any notion that she gets naked in Goya’s Ghost.

Moby and Natalie Portman
Photo via Instagram

“There’s a long shot of a nude woman,” Portman said. But, sadly, she adds, “It’s not me. … You do see some parts of me unclothed, but if they end up on Web sites making it look like I’m nude, I’m going to be really, really angry.”

Hear that, Perez Hilton and other dishonest, immoral celebrity news outlets that doctor pictures and show stars looking their worst? Do not show Natalie Portman nude pictures anywhere.

The same, though, can’t be said for Eva Mendes naked. That actress is down with the birthday suit.