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Singer Akon appeared to be losing his pants to the hands of fans at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas yesterday, but you know what? It just “don’t matter” to him.

The recent American Idol guest star played the pool at the Hard Rock over the weekend, and for whatever reason, there were plenty of chicks on his jock.

No word on whether Akon asked if he could possibly bend them over, or if they’d like to sit back and watch him smack that. 

Akon headlined a concert to welcome back the Rehab pool party. The recent collaborator of Gwen Stefani, Snoop Dogg and many, many others was anything but “lonely” in Sin City. We can tell you that much.

Despite a penchant for cheesy-sounding (albeit insanely vulgar) love ballads that bring to mind the likes of whiny crooner Howie Day, Akon seems to consider himself at least semi-hard core, and fans seem to agree.

At least he has some street credit. Akon, whose real name is Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam (look it up) has spent nearly five of his 25 years on this planet in jail.

Put that in your crack pipe and smoke it, Jason Wahler.