Before you go bidding on the Kate Moss nude photos that are apparently going up for auction next month, keep this in mind:
There’s a good chance shots of this train wreck naked will hit the Web pretty much any time she goes out with drug-ridden boyfriend, Pete Doherty. So you may wanna save your money.
But two prints of the model that makes Britney Spears look put together will go under the auction hammer at London’s Christie’s auction house in May.
These certainly aren’t the craziest things ever sold – spending money on a Dannielynn domain name ain’t exactly normal, either – but they may be among the most unnecessary.
After all, photos of Moss with clothes on may be harder to come by than any birthday suit shots. What’s next, a picture of David Weintraub in a designer suit going on sale?