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We’ve been over this, but it warrants revisiting.

Britney Spears. The girl sure has wonderful, ample breasts. Yet she doesn’t wear a bra. And she occasionally spills things on herself, further exposing them. We all caught up now? 

Britney Spears Closes Out 2021

We saw this picture from the other night (when she celebrated little sister Jamie Lynn Spears‘ birthday) already, but here’s a better look. What in the hell is that stain on her shirt? And why, upon staining herself, didn’t she cover it up, or try to clean it off? Most intriguingly, why can’t Britney Spears eat like a civilized human being?

For a girl who angrily attacked paparazzi before entering rehab earlier this year, Britney apparently hasn’t learned that she’s inviting scrutiny and gossip at every turn.

We’ve censored the image above so as not to offend any readers. But the damage is done. Howie Day, you’ve got some work to do with this crazy chica.