Thanks to Us Weekly for this fun compilation …
“If I was a gold digger, I’d have a lot more money in my bank account.”
— Heather Mills, who is reportedly receiving at least $56 million in a divorce settlement, and who appears on Dancing With the Stars, beginning tonight
“I don’t like cheeseballs who are manscaped to a tee — I respond better to actors from earlier eras.”
— Rose McGowan on overly groomed men
“You’re going back to Shawshank?”
— Chris Rock mocking Howard Stern about his upcoming nuptials
“Well, I think [George W. Bush] is probably the worst president in the history of the United States. And I just don’t understand how [the Democrats] could have lost that election.”
— Donald Trump
“I just aspire to be Regis Philbin. He just has that energy and wit I hope to have a quarter of at his age.”
— Howie Mandel
“For me, just as a mom, I love the other parents and the kids…I’m starting to work on the education here…there’s a lot of work to be done.”
— Angelina Jolie on volunteer work in New Orleans
“The only club I get to go to now is the country club.”
— Mark Wahlberg on how being a dad has changed him
“In one scene Quentin got really into the character and bit me. I’m not going to sue him or anything. It was crazy cool.”
— Fergie on working with Quentin Tarantino on Grindhouse
“I like having curves. It’s weird seeing girls who look like beanpoles. The more famous girls get, the smaller they get.”
— Mary Elizabeth Winstead
“The View is the big soap opera of television right now. You have drama. You have conflicts. You have feuds. You have people getting into trouble for opening their big mouths. Like me!”
— Joy Behar