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One is a giant.

The other is part of giant-sized wealth on MTV’s The Hills.

But does that mean Brooke Hogan has nothing at all in common with Audrina Patridge? Of course not.

Brooke Hogan at 2017 Grammys
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Both are famous despite having no distinct talent. And both appear to shop at the same boutique. We’re not sure what Heidi Montag would say about this.

But we’re positive that Brody Jenner would date either of these women – or just the purple dresses worn below – if it meant more television exposure.