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Unfortunately for Ashlee Simpson, she’s a no talent hack and has gotten more plastic surgery than our main man Michael Jackson. Well, okay. That’s a lie. But she’s chasing his record!

Oh, and also sadly for Jessica Simpson‘s younger sister: the guy she’s been kicking it with doesn’t want to be her boyfriend.

Apparently, holding hands and making out on a regular basis with Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy fame doesn’t make her girlfriend material.

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Wentz insists he and Ashlee Simpson are not an item, telling Rolling Stone:

“Maybe in a different universe, we’d be some hot couple, but not in this one,” Wentz says. “I’m attracted to creative people and train wrecks, and there’s no shortage of that in Los Angeles.”

Hey, Pete: Britney Spears is supposed to be getting out of rehab in 30-45 days. Mark it on your calendar. Or just wait until tomorrow when she escapes out the window.