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We’re happy for Beyonce. Landing the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover is no small feat.

But did the Dreamgirls star deserve to be promoted to such impressive status? While she’s been busy catfighting with Jennifer Hudson and not marrying Jay Z, other models have been perfecting their poses.

Take Marisa Miller, for example. She’s nude here. No, really.

Marisa Miller Baby Photo

 

That Rolling Stones shirt is as real as Heather Mills‘ prosthetic leg. In other, less cruel words: it’s body paint.

On second thought, maybe Beyonce should remain on the cover from now on. Just give us Marisa, Gisele Bundchen and others looking like this on the pages that follow.