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Cue the Rocky music.

Lindsay Lohan is making a run for it.

We just hope Ms. Firecrotch is setting off on foot in an attempt to fight off impending liver problems, not run away from them.

Lindsay and Bader Image

Perhaps she’s simply sprinting to newsstands to pick up the latest Katie Rees photo spread.

Or maybe Lindsay has come to her senses and is making a mad dash for Kevin Federline in the hope that it isn’t too late.

No matter what, she should probably put down the cigarette as she goes. Those things will kill you.