Lindsay Lohan Runs Away from Liver Problems

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Cue the Rocky music.

Lindsay Lohan is making a run for it.

Lindsay Lohan, Blue Blazer

We just hope Ms. Firecrotch is setting off on foot in an attempt to fight off impending liver problems, not run away from them.

Perhaps she's simply sprinting to newsstands to pick up the latest Katie Rees photo spread.

Or maybe Lindsay has come to her senses and is making a mad dash for Kevin Federline in the hope that it isn't too late.

No matter what, she should probably put down the cigarette as she goes. Those things will kill you.

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Lindsay Lohan Biography

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New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

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