First Season Survivor Winning Not in Love with Prison, Misses Jeff Probst
Reading Time: < 1 minuteEvidently, winning Survivor doesn’t equip you for every life situation. Just ask Richard Hatch. The first ever winner of everyone’s …
Posts from: August 2006
Bon Jovi Skips Movie Premiere, Avoids Awkward Diane Lane (Ex)Change
Reading Time: 2 minutesWe always knew someone gave love a bad name for Jon Bon Jovi. You could feel the pain in the …
Paris Hilton’s Dog is our Hero
Reading Time: < 1 minuteIt’s a good thing Paris Hilton is making friends with a certain famous kitty – because he dog frickin hates …
Jack Black to Host MTV Video Music Awards
Reading Time: < 1 minuteHey, Shakira will be there, so we already planned on tuning in. Now, a host has been named, though, and …
Celebrity Look-Alikes, Vol. 5
Reading Time: < 1 minuteThis edition of Celebrity Look-Alikes goes outside the box… or spider-hole, if you will. And we will. While it may …
Heath Ledger: The Scruff or the Smooth?
Reading Time: < 1 minuteWe’re sorry to report, Heath Ledger, but The Joker doesn’t have a beard. We know you enjoy your scruff, what …
Jessica Simpson Loves Her Boobs, Lingerie Line Planned
Reading Time: < 1 minuteIs there a Simpson sibling rivalry on the way? A few weeks after newly constructed, plastic Ashlee was named the …
Federline Goes Black, Won’t Be Going Back
Reading Time: 2 minutesIf Britney Spears is looking for husband Kevin Federline to start pulling his weight around the house, she might want …
McConaughey Corvette Sold for Oprah Charity; Non-Gay Talk Show Host Fundraiser Tix Sell …
Reading Time: < 1 minuteMatthew McConaughey is more than just a pretty face. When not working out and living it up with Lance Armstrong, …
WWE Fans Forced to Settle for Nick Lachey
Reading Time: < 1 minuteAnyone that watched Newlyweds saw plenty of a ripped Nick Lachey. He wore cut-off shirts, lugged furniture around, his arms …