See, Britney? It's not so hard to put on underwear.
Just take a cue from one of your biggest fans, Pink. This chick can be freaky and abrasive and flat-out nuts, but she left dinner in London the other night with her class intact. A crafty photographer snuck up on Pink to attempt a crotch shot, but she thwarted him - by dressing herself in appropriate fashion prior to going out.
Wow. We certainly didn't imagine when we woke up this morning that we'd be lauding Pink as a role model (or that we'd be talking about Suge Knight, for that matter), but it's just another day in the life of T.H. Gossip. You do what you have to do.
We're grateful for this positive story. Much as we appreciate nude Britney Spears pictures, it's also reassuring, at the same time, that we're not inundated with rampant beaver every time a young female celeb decides to go clubbin'.