You'll have to forgive Lindsay Lohan.
She's too busy getting into traffic accidents and planning her next Firecrotch conquest to have noticed that a certain young mother and trashy waste of space are on the verge of divorce.
At last night's Playstation 3 launch party in Beverly Hills, the freckled phenom was asked by a reporter about Britney and K-Fed, probably the biggest celebrity divorce since Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston went their separate ways.
Lohan answered with a rather derisive giggle.
"I didn't even know that, actually ... It's none of my business ... I really don't care."
You don't care, Lindsay? What about the future of poor Jayden James? And Sean Preston?
We'll see how much we care the next time Harry Morton, or whatever boy toy of the month, breaks your promiscuous heart.