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We stared today quoting Donald Trump on the relationship between his daughter, Ivanka, and Lance Armstrong. We might as well end it with more from The Apprentice host, right?

Here are more random nuggets from the toupee-wearing one’s interview with Larry King:

On Angelina Jolie and her father Jon Voight:
“Her father is a nice guy. I think she treats him like a dog … I mean this poor sap he comes along and he practically begs her, ‘I want to see my grandson. I want to see this.’ I mean if I were with him, I’d say ‘Forget it. It’s over.'”

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“I think he’s a great actor and [Angelina] just treats him terribly. She’s been with so many guys she makes me look like a baby, OK, with the other side. And, I just don’t even find her attractive. That has nothing to do with why I said it, though.”

On Brad Pitt saying he and Angelina won’t marry until everyone can:
“He made that statement, right, and he made it like he’s doing this wonderful thing for humanity. I think he probably made it just because he doesn’t want to get married, which is, you know, not so bad.”

On Kevin Federline:
“I didn’t he was right for her in all fairness. Hey, look what happened to her, she’s a mess. So, what happens now is I heard the other day that his all-time hero is Donald Trump … You know when somebody likes you, you say ‘Hey.’ So, I totally changed my mind. I think Kevin Federline is fantastic.”

** THG Note: No one in the history of humanity has uttered those words before.

** THG Note II: We can’t wait until Heather Mills marries Donald Trump.