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Good grief. We thought our Spooky Halloween Costume gallery was terrifying when we first compiled it… but that was before a snubbed, sickly celeb decided to show T.H. Gossip up.

Yes, it’s Mary-Kate Olsen. Or a really realistic-looking ghost. We aren’t really sure which, but regardless, she/it has evidently not eaten since August. Those crazy Olsen twins have enough money to buy the entire food supply of some countries, but can’t bring themselves to ingest the occasional meal.

 

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen: 2016 Costume Institute Gala
Photo via Dimitrios Kambouris

Yikes. Sad, sad, sad. What would Max Snow think? If this picture is an indication of what image is cool in show biz nowadays, a whole bunch of restaurant owners in California are about to go under. There is only so much Jennifer Love Hewitt can do.

You’d think she could fit anything into her oversized bag, and you’d think that she would be unable to lift said bag, but Mary-Kate still proved us wrong — not only carrying the bag, but managing to juggle a few choice accessories while out in Beverly Hills on Tuesday. Later on she proceeded to juggle Stavros Niarchos‘ b- never mind.