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There’s a lot of sex on Wisteria Lane. As the baby inside the tummy of Marcia Cross can attest to, there’s also many romps in the sack for the Desperate Housewives themselves in real life.

But creator Marc Cherry has had enough!

Eva Longoria recently made an appearance on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show,” and explained the situation. Here’s the actual exchange:

Ellen: You’re going to postpone if you want to get married [to San Antonio Spurs star, Tony Parker] and start a family like in a couple of years? You can’t do that while you’re working?

Eva: Well, no you can – it’s just difficult because our work schedule is so crazy and you know Marcia Cross is pregnant and so Marc Cherry came on the set and he was “like no more pregnancies this year … they’re really hard to write in.”

Ellen: So you can’t do it yet. How many kids do you want?

Eva: As many as God will give.

God? Or Madonna? The Material Girl did just say she’s doing exactly what Jesus would do if He were alive. So talk to Mads, Eva.