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All of a sudden, that fight with Paris Hilton doesn’t seem so important anymore.

Breaking news into The Gossip headquarters tells us that Lindsay Lohan is, once again, single. Harry Morton dumped her and her crotch of fire last night.

“Harry broke up with Lindsay yesterday at Chateau Marmont after they had dinner on the courtyard patio,” a source said. “Nothing happened at dinner, but shortly afterward, he broke up with her.”

Lindsay and Bader Image

But why, Harry? Was it the broken wrist? How lost Lohan became once her dominant, man-pleasing hand was made more useless than a plate of food in front of Kate Bosworth?

“She was too much drama,” said the source. “Lindsay did cut down on the partying, but with her it’s all relative. Harry is sober. It wasn’t the partying that broke them up. She’s young and a little bit immature. Harry’s more low-key and not into the same stuff she’s into.”

THG NOTE: The constant sex with other men didn’t help. Neither did Lohan’s lack of a soul.

However, in a blatant lie record-breaking spinning of the truth, a Lindsay friend chimed in:

“No one ‘dumped’ anyone. You don’t dump people when you’re 20 and 25. You have a mature relationship and you take a break and you see what happens. Everyone does that.”

Tell that to Shar Jackson! K-Fed kicked his baby’s momma to the curb!

A rep for Morton, meanwhile, said, “I do not comment on his personal life.”

Indeed, Lohan was spotted at Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont on Thursday, running onto the patio where four of her friends were sitting — and weeping, a wad of tissues on one hand, her cell phone in the other.

“She ran in, sat with her group, put down her cell phone and cried to her pals,” People magazine reported. “The group looked very concerned and listened intently to what she was saying.”

At least her cell phone was spared, however. But what, dear readers, will happen to the famous firecrotch? Who will fan those flames now? We vote for Jason Wahler. He’s single now.

But he wasn’t involved in any sort of dumping, of course. People his age don’t do that.