Sort of.
But just as Jennifer Aniston worked to keep her breasts private, an artist with far too much time on his hands plans on making them public …
… while inserting them in a threesome with ex-husband Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie!
Yes, Daniel Edwards has decided to start a bronze sculpture depicting these three celebrities in a rather intimate setting. According to reports, Jolie and Aniston aren’t too pleased with this news and plan on doing everything they can to keep the sculpture from being exhibited, but Pitt doesn’t seem to have a problem with it.
Shocking.
Edwards, of course, is the same idiot who made headlines with his sculpture of Britney Spears giving birth on a bearskin rug. Poor guy has to keep one-upping himself.
This guy really needs a hobby. Well, a new hobby.