Identity of Suri Cruise's Parents Called Into a Question

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Come on, people. We all enjoyed the joke of whether or not Suri Cruise existed while it lasted. But maybe it's time we left child and parents alone.

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The question for some, however, is just who those parents are.

Comedian Carlos Mencia wonders, from Suri pics, if the child is of Asian descent.

"Tom is not the father. Jet Li had the baby with Katie. Katie and Jet Li had a baby. Or maybe it's really the alien baby, I don't know," he said. "I'm just saying, if my baby came out like that my father would be like, 'Hey you better get a test.'"

George Lopez made a similar joke.

"I'll wait for the test to come in, but it's a beautiful baby. Not theirs. I'm a Latino so we always struggle with which kids are ours."

Not everyone is as skeptical, however.

"It looks like both of its parents. Hello?? They are both gorgeous so the baby is incredibly beautiful," said Desperate Housewives actress Andrea Bowen.

And, as Marcia Cross has proven, Housewives know babies!


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Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Suri Cruise